Hard Ons of the Year

It's that time innit? Roll out the Santa's sack jokes and tiny Elf cock humour as the festive holidays are upon us and Happy Horror Hard On looks back on a year of arousing films.

I'm not sure if this is in order or not so the numbers don't really count save for FROZEN which simply is my favourite horror flick of the year.

1 FROZEN
2 A SERBIAN FILM
3 MONSTERS
4 THE LAST EXORCISM
5 REC 2

Honourable mentions to AMER (arty farty nut a great first act) CONFESSIONS (where has all the J-horror gone?) and PIRANHA 3D (sure it's no Oscar contender but in tits, ass and laffs it's number one).