Last House and is It Alive?

Maybe it's age or may be remake burn out but the new Last House On The Left doesn't get me hard. In fact I found the rape sequence downright repellent. After that it was just dull. When it was a nasty cheap little grindhouse flick it worked but given a spit and a polish and multiplexed, not for me.

And where the hell is the remake of It's Alive? I miss Larry Cohens knock 'em out style. Might watch Q The Winged Serpent now.

Vampire Girl Vs Frankenstein Girl

It'll not be long until the backlash about the saturation of gore splattered Japanese school girl movies but I don't care I love them. Here's the art from Vampire Girl Vs Frankenstein Girl from the makers if the bonkers Tokyo Gore Police.

Doghouse

Jake West's EvilbAliens was a bit of a belter, a good splatery laugh and his new one looks even better.

Terminator Salvation

Don't see what the problem is, this is a hell of a lot better than Rise Of The Machine. Do reviewers not want to see past the Bale outburst or do they not like a film that does not feel the need to explain every damn little detail through exposition. As a summer blockbuster Terminator Salvation has more depth to it than expected. Either that or I know nothing about film which means I could have serious career troubles.

Rec 2

Another teaser and some clips have appeared for the Spanish horror Rec 2. The original is a brilliant piece of horror cinema and shaped up into a decent remake Quarantine, which has its own seperate sequel enroute, but am I excited by the follow up?

Scream Remake?

No fucking thanks. I'll do my Criswell bit here, " I predict that a remake of Scream will not only be shit but also make no money."

Road Train and Endangered Species

Keeping with the Australians the producers of Black Water which is a brilliant back water crocodile movie are bringing us Road Train. A colossal truck ripping up the Outback highways killing teens. A bit of Duel, Joyride and Fair Game? I feel a stirring in my shorts.



Somone I'm a big fan of his horror new bloc Eli Roth. Today he's teased his next feature a 60 million dollar sci-fi monster bash called Endangered Species. Sounds good but do you know what really gets me hard? The proposed feature length version if Grindhouse faux trailer Thanksgiving.