Saturday, 17 October 2009

Triangle




British director Christopher Smith's third film is aptly named for the three sided shape and the film has just as many angles as its geometric counterpart.

Single mother Jess (Melissa George) joins some friends for a days pleasure sailing. From the moment Jess turns up on the dock her behaviour seems off, she has trouble remembering where her autistic son is while she is taking the day off and seems to be lost in her own thoughts. During the sail the yacht hits an area of sea conspicously absent of weather. Suddenly a massive thunderstorm capsizes the vessel leaving the would be sailors adrift on the upturned hull. The next strange occurance is the arrival of an abandoned cruise ship Aeolus under full steam with no apparent crew. As the group explore the ships interior Jess catches glimpses of someone else aboard and is plagued with feelings of deja-vu as a tangled weave of multiple ongoing story threads unravel and then gather into a non-conclusive whole.

Part slasher, part mystery, part time-travel tale Christopher Smiths story unfolds in a non-linear fashion manipulating the expectations of the audience taking expected beat points and moving them around the films timeline. It is not the first time this technique has been applied and here it allows the movies journey to be a twist orientated Twilight Zone or Outer Limits episode. By no means confusing this is a movie to surrender to, just let it happen and be entertained as you figure out each twist just moments before it happens.

Quite hard (especially at Melissa George)

Sunday, 13 September 2009

Sorority Row H(t)its

Anyone seen it yet?



Seems like teen cheese to me. The director describes it as pure popcorn and as much as there is a place fir this I'm not in the mood for it right now.

The Final Destination give me a semi but it's no more than a 3D trick show. Halloween 2 made me ejaculate, superb stuff!

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

42nd St Forever Vol. 5




By far the best thing on DVD is Synapses 42nd Street Forever series. Now at number 5 this a compendium of crazy ass grindhouse movie trailers likely better than most of the movies! Essential for the alternative cinema fan.

Tuesday, 4 August 2009

Pontypool


PONTYPOOL is a fresh take on the zombie/infected genre that pulls off the very unlikely sounding act of being a scary movie with very little on screen frights or bloodletting. Tension mounts through the delivery of three excellent performances and the horror really is on the suggestion of events unseen relying on a narrated relay of events. The sort of story that would make an ideal radio play becomes one of the most memorable horor movies of 2009.

Full on erection



After Dark and Ghost House Underground



News of upcoming Halloween treats from Ghost House Underground who will release 4 straight to DVD titles this year with a better eye on quality control. The Children from the UK gave us a total boner and the other three are causing some definate trouser stirrings. Good artwork but the Evil Dead mention is a bit of a cheat.






























After Dark Films are beginning to announce titles for their fourth horror fest including one of the Book Of Blood adaptations Dread.



Friday, 10 July 2009

Jennifer Gets Us Hard





Even the dead would get a horror hard on over Jennifers Body. Get Diablo Cody to write the Scream re-boot!

Friday, 12 June 2009

Last House and is It Alive?


Maybe it's age or may be remake burn out but the new Last House On The Left doesn't get me hard. In fact I found the rape sequence downright repellent. After that it was just dull. When it was a nasty cheap little grindhouse flick it worked but given a spit and a polish and multiplexed, not for me.

And where the hell is the remake of It's Alive? I miss Larry Cohens knock 'em out style. Might watch Q The Winged Serpent now.