Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year

Yeah what it says up there.

Hard Ons of the Year

It's that time innit? Roll out the Santa's sack jokes and tiny Elf cock humour as the festive holidays are upon us and Happy Horror Hard On looks back on a year of arousing films.

I'm not sure if this is in order or not so the numbers don't really count save for FROZEN which simply is my favourite horror flick of the year.

1 FROZEN
2 A SERBIAN FILM
3 MONSTERS
4 THE LAST EXORCISM
5 REC 2

Honourable mentions to AMER (arty farty nut a great first act) CONFESSIONS (where has all the J-horror gone?) and PIRANHA 3D (sure it's no Oscar contender but in tits, ass and laffs it's number one).

Skyline

What the fuck is going on here? Led to believe this is an independent SF movie by a couple of effects wizards going against the grain what I got is a studio movie that's total rampant nonsense. A greatest hits of the film makers DVD collection which obviously contains INDEPENDENCE DAY I wouldn't be surprised to find the directors had bought the CGI models for their aliens at a garage sale from Silver Pictures MATRIX trilogy.

A huge turn off reducing Happy Horror On to Unhappy CGI Floppy!